damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: viserystargarayen, via mylifegetskindaboring)

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(via bemyescapexd)

What happens when teens are home alone

  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(via uncharted-dreamer)